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(Can you read ? )
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I
cdnuolt
blveiee taht I cluod claelry uesdnatnrd waht I
was rdanieg.
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The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to
a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can
be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
the wrod as a wlohe.
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Amzanig
huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was
ipmorantt.
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Medical Blunders
(Excerpts from case papers)
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The
patient has left his white blood cells at
another hospital.
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She
slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went
in separate direction in early December.
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The
patient’s past medical history has been
remarkably insignificant, with only a
forty-pound weight gain in the past three days.
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The
skin was moist and dry
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The
lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
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Exam
of genitalia reveals that he is circus size.
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In
emergency room she was examined, X-rated and
sent home.
Examination reveals a
well-developed male lying in bed with family in
no distress.
(More to
follow)
R
ead the
archived files below:
Microsoft VISTA in Hindi
NEW HINDI VERSION OF WINDOWS
ANNOUNCED BY BILL GATES !
Microsoft plans to release a windows version in
Hindi. Here are some
Windows related terms that may be
used in the Hindi version of...
KHIDKIYAN DO-HAZAR-BARAH [2012]:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar
KHUDA HAFIZ- BYE
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PLEASE TRY TO
SOLVE THIS PUZZLE
Once there was a conductor, of a bus, who was very
rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young
girl, of around 18 years,
tried to board the bus, but the conductor didn't stop
the bus.Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came
under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers
took the conductor to the police station, who in turn
took him to the court. The judge was not at all
impressed with the conductor and gave him capital
punishment, i.e. to be electrocuted. He was taken to
the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
the center of the room and a single banana peel at one
corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the
chair and high current was given to him. But to
everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided
to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle
aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor
didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also,
the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus
and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took the
conductor to the police station, who in turn took him
to the court. The judge took a look at the conductor
and
gave him capital punishment. The conductor was taken
to the same electrocution chamber where there was a
single chair in the center of the room and a single
banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped
to the chair and high current was given to him. This
time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The
judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his
profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried
to board the bus.This time the conductor, remembering
his earlier experiences,
stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman
slipped and came under the bus. He also died on the
spot. The conductor was taken to the police station
and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he
hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past
record the judge decided to set an example and gave
him capital punishment. The conductor was again taken
to the same electrocution chamber where there was a
single chair in the center of the room and a single
banana peel at one corner of the
room.
He was strapped to the chair and high current was
given to him. This time he died instantly.
The question is why didn't he die the first two time
but died instantly the third time??
The answer is given below .... but try to solve it
yourselves. This is very interesting and the answer is
perfectly logical. If
necessary read the puzzle twice. Best of luck!!
Answer :
During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad
Conductor, therefore
electricity didn't pass through him. But during the
third time, he was a
Good Conductor, electricity passed
through him freely and he
died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The banana peel does not have any role in this. It was
just to confuse you.
Ha Ha Ha !!!
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